queermobile:

hungryghoast:

semperannoying:

A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.

Love that walrus

love this fat sea dog

WATER COW REMOVE FAT ASS FROM BALLISTICS HATCH ARE YOU OF CRAZY ADMIRAL WILL BE FURIOUS

faeribbon:

Trans women are biological females. All women are biological females.

"It’s high school biology!" It’s obvious that’s the only science class you took.

what

rad-scientist:

YOU SEE, IVAN
WHEN OPEN MOUTH DURING OF SKYDIVING
YOU ARE OF GAINING MORE RESERVE LUNG
SO YOU ARE OF HOLDING BREATH LONGER UNDERWATER

thewhimsyturtle:

WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?!

cutetys:

what do you mean he isn’t an actual penguin

travelling-dildo-salesman:

durbikins:

when your brother tries to convince you that he made a stone
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when your midget cunt brother tries to convince you that the football you chiseled with your own two hands is just a naturally occurring phenomenon and not the result of hours of tireless tedious labor 

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vacillatusmors:

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

idriszomer:

when you want to talk to someone real quick and you go to your friend list to open a chat with them but they were last online 4 seconds ago

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