master-of-duct-tape:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gifset

skeleton-cop:

martinfreeman:

Spy Kids (2001)

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

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thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.


Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

thepacificparrotlet:

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

oh my god.

will you please unfollow me please

@phazongirl

frenchdad:

frenchdad:

frenchdad:

frenchdad:

frenchdad:

thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:

phazongirl:

thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:

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Maybe if you were kinder to me, we’d see eye to eye.

please unfollow me

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Maybe Eye’m not really there, like some kind of optical illusion.

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Is there something wrong? Perhaps he simply likes to brows your blog.

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Don’t be such a sight for sore eyes.

imageYou’re a rotten pupil, and eye’m sick of it. Get out of my sight.

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Eye’m done playing games. This entire post is an eyesore. This could not be any cornea, and Eye’m done. Eye perish you.

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I frame you forever into the pit of oozing despair.  I toast a pair of glasses to you for putting up with this sightly disaster. But it’s over. You’re dead, and no plea will get you out of this. How do you make a blondie’s eyes shine? You shine a light in her fucking ear. No amount of blind luck will save you. Goodbye.

devilsmadvocate:

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

wow it’s almost like some kind of large lizard-like creatures roamed the earth at some point and left fossilized remnants of their bodies behind that ancient cultures were trying to make sense of